[Hook]
I like trucks, and cold beer
I go hunting, and shoot deer
I love God, but hate queers, cold beer
Cold beer, cold beer
Cold beer, cold beer
Cold beer, cold beer
Cold beer, cold beer
[Verse 1]
I skip school, drink a six pack
All my vehicles got a gun rack
My steel toes go click clack
And no one in my family has ever been black
Everywhere I look, I see my cousins
And all I want to do is just touch them
But it's ok, it's alright, I kiss my sister every morning, and every night
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
My sister says I look hot in my flannel
Outdoorsman Network is my favorite channel
Favorite color is Realtree camo
And my lady cousin humps like a camel
Man I love my family genes
I've been smoking since I was thirteen
In my baby bottle, was Wintergreen
Drinking, fishing, hunting, nothing in-between
NASCAR is on my T.V. screen
I like small town girls, in blue jeans
I paint my own truck with nail polish
My family motto: "What the hell is college?"
Yeah I like Georgia boots, I like Carhartts
It's a miracle if my truck starts
But it's ok, it's alright, I got Bud, Miller, and Coors Light
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
In my right, a Coors can
Miller bottle left hand
Rascal Flats favorite band
Carhartt favorite brand
Dad beat me with a frying pan, just made me a better man
Permanent farmer's tan, bonfire during burn ban
Can I yodel? Sure I can
Tony Stewart's biggest fan
Fireball 'til I can't stand
Hundred acres on my land
My truck is worth half a grand, that pregnancy was unplanned
My kid's aunt and uncle is his mom and dad
[Hook]
[Outro]
Yeah, that's cold beer and trucks for 'ya
Small town girl, blue jeans girl
Beer is cold, trucks are hot
My cousin's cute, your cousin's not