Roid rage, roid rage I'm in strife
Sitting on the toilet and I'm straining for my life
Feel my bu*thole backed up tight
Can't evacuate it now it's time to try the knife...
Dig, dig, dig - stick me like a pig
Cut away these stinky little bu*t balloons
Slice, slice, slice - the feeling isn't nice
But I forgot to lock the door and now I've got an audience