Take a body nice and lean
Clean it in your washing machine
Formaldehyde up its backside
Remove the teeth and scrub out the eyes
250 degrees – cooked on high
Sprinkle with relish and cheese – for 3 hours
Cook 'till the bu*tocks are browned – wipe them clean
Grab knife, grab fork and chow down – oh so tasty
"Welcome in everybody, my name is Julia Childs,
Please excuse all the carnage… I just filleted a child"