Justin Bieber, I'd like to meet her in a dark alley all alone
Use my finger to make her think that her daddy has finally come home
daddy has finally come home
And there were three
Sergeant they seduced me
It was my only night in town
I took the time to walk around
And what did I see
Cooper, Sheeran, Queefer in the alley
They're unconscious consent's implied
This is not an apology
Bradley Cooper, I'll use his pooper to end world poverty Use my laudanum to access his duodenum
Cause mama finally come home, Obama has finally come home
It's not like they weren't asking for it
Just layin' there
I reached out to tousle his hair
Things got away from me
Besides he's unconscious, consent's implied
I tried
Edward Sheeran, Ginger queer man in a dark alley all alone Use my nozzle to tickle his tonsils
cause Daddy has finally come,
Daddy has finally come home,
Daddy has finally come home