[Intro]
Oh my god, I'm 'bout to k** this motherf**er Jackie Chan (f** Jackie Chan!)
This b**h a** motherf**er (f** 'em!)
This f** boy
Man, what the f**?
f** Jackie Chan!
Man, f** him
[Hook]
f** Jackie Chan, f** Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f** Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
f** Jackie Chan, f** Jackie Chaaaan (x3)
f** Jackie Chan, Benny Troung the man
[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
f** Jackie Chan, he's a f**ing f*ggot
Benny Troung the B.A.R, my flow's like magic (pew!)
No ace though, Jackie Chan you gay bro
Benny bone eight hoes, Jackie bone eight bros
I saw them photos, you looking like a h*mo
You gotta be gay yo, you like it in the a-hole
Damn Jackie Chan, I didn't know
That you jack off, to my videos
Damn that's some gay sh**
Rush Hour 3, gay sh**
Rush Hour 2, gay sh**
Rush Hour 1, gay sh**
Excuse me while I say this, even though I'm Asian
Jackie Chan you are a disgrace to your nation
[Jackie Chan]
I'm Jackie Chan, I do my own stunts!
[Benny Troung]
I'm Benny Troung, I bone your ho's c*nt
[Jackie Chan]
I'm Jackie Chan, I'm a role model!
[Benny Troung]
I'm Benny Troung (playboy!), I just boned your daughter
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Benny Troung]
The best Asian lover, and I'm still the best
Jackie you the reason Owen Wilson tried to k** himself
You're a bad friend and you a f*g man
Chris Tucker, that's your only black friend?
You can ask man, I be gettin' cash man (money!)
And I got more black friends than an African (Uganda!)
Jackie you went to far, now you're FUBAR
Benny Troung the bard, 'bout to show your a** who's hard
f** around with me, you'll get cut like a coupon
Throw you in the river with on some concrete shoes on
Put you in a pine box, with a new suit on
I'm sh**ting on Jackie Chan, Benny get his poop on
Saw Shanghai Nights, it was so lame
Saw The Tuxedo, Jackie are you doing c**aine? (you high?)
You can try to fight me, you can try to shoot me (do it!)
But guess what Jackie, you'll never beat Bruce Lee
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Benny Troung]
The headphones on fire, the microphone on fire
Jackie Chan a snitch, Jackie Chan a liar! (x4)
[Outro]
Man, f** Jackie Chan, b**h!