Now the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away
Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say
Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
Through the comics I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise
And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair, oh that we take our place
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**
The earth will be a better place without you and me
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
Now reporters are talkin', and the zombies are a-walkin', and the government's been fallin' apart
So I think I better go, 'cause these puppies ain't slow, even though they ain't very smart
If you notice more than five and you wanna stay alive then you probably should be running away
I saw them tear my wife in two, there was nothing I could do, but it happened just the other day
I didn't care, 'cause it was time for her to go
It's only fair, and now she's better off, I know
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**
The earth will be a better place without you and me
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
Alright!
Now I'm sittin' on my house, I'm as quiet as a mouse, but they still keep gatherin' 'round
So I made myself a deal, they're gonna get a meal, when I throw myself to the ground
As they're waitin' down there, I'm gonna drink my last beer, God forgive me for my sin...
I'm hopin' I will be dead if I land on my head, if not I'll be born again
And I won't care, cause now it's time for me to go
It's only fair, and now I'm better off, I know
'Cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**
The earth will be a better place without you and me
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
EVERYBODY!
It's the end of the world, and I don't give a sh**
The earth will be a better place without you and me
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see
Because doom, d**h, and destruction is all I see