Well the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
Did you know Hank Williams aint a member but they keep em outside their door
Hell they didnt even really want Johnny Cash back in 74'
Said the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
Well they were nervous about Waylon cause he had a crooked smile
For many many years they never wanted Bocephus cause hes too god damn loud
Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around
Hell naw cause their too up tight wild
For real rebels like to get down
To most people listening to this it might seem like im talking sh**
But if you look behind the scenes of whos pulling string well god dammit it'll make ya sick
Hank Williams still aint reinstated and i'll tell ya thats f**in bullsh**
And if king jimmy martin if he was still here he'd tell em all to f**in s** his dick
Well they were nervous about Waylon cause he had a crooked smile
For many many years they never wanted Bocephus cause hes too god damn loud
Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around
Hell naw cause their too up tight wild
For real rebels like to get down
And the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
Well they done f**ed off the people that made it when it wasnt sh** before
Hell they didnt even really want Johnny Cash back in 74'
Said the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
Naw the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
Did you know Hank Williams aint a member but they keep em outside their door
Hell they didnt even really want Johnny Cash back in 74'
Said the grand ole opry aint so grand anymore
You know it makes me wonder folks
Has the opry sinned?