a wet suit rash, tight pant re-hash
oh, i forgot to wipe
it's warm outside, a pony ride
a drive across the country side
a side of flan, a marathon
the pork's a little rare
blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
the chaffing in my dairy air
bull leg strut, monkey bu*t
bull leg strut, monkey bu*t
you know what chaps my hide
riding bikes when it's hot outside
isn't that f**ed
boy i sure feel like a schmuck
when people scream look at him
monkey bu*t has set in
a rash around my pecker
my balls and bu*t