It's a 3 day weekend I'm loading up my truck Got tons of beer Might shoot a deer Blow the sh** out of a duck Stever's got a cross bow Jamie a shotgun Anything that f**ing moves Ready aim fire blam! Oh my god i can't believe The antlers on that buck It would take 40 men To load him in the truck Niceshot Niceshot Niceshot Got that s**er right between the eyes Let's get a cold one don Love seats made from hides Stock your smoke house full of meat Pink & blue & yellow key chains Made from rabbits feet Trade your jerky to the indians Enjoy a goon skin hat Whip up some homemade crisco
With the extra fat I'm wishin A flock of geese would fly on by I'm hopin I can bag not 4 but 5 reloldin Jesus f**ing christ That's the biggest moose i have ever seen Get my gun god damn it get him If i can't shoot them I'll start a forest fire Watch em run Right at my gun No need for oscar meyer That's a fine looking piece of meat young man I'm ready for that one their Yeah that ones for me Trophie on your wall Slap some new boots on your feet Th e wallet in my pocket Kinda smells like meat A half a dozen ouail A hearty rack of lamb There must be 50 beavers In that f**ing dam