Aye Aphid, get off my corn
Off my dinner and back out the door
I see you cob-crunchin' and maize-munchin'
And I don't have any more
I'm not sharin' my golden ears of bu*tery corn
Ah ah ah ah ah
Aye Aphid, you're getting' me riled
I like your color but you're crampin' my style
With your cob-munchin', your kernel-crunchin'
I got your photo on file
I ain't sharin' these golden-ears-in-front-of-me corn
Ah ah ah ah ah
Aye Aphid, you're looking thin
Aren't they growin' any corn where you live?
I see you lookin' needy and I'm lookin' greedy
So I guess a cob I could give
We'll cob-crunchin'
Maize-munchin'
Kernal-scarfin', golden ears of bu*tery corn
Ah ah ah ah ah
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