I play guitar
I should be the star star star star
But you just love the ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
I play the keyboards
I get so bored bored bored
I wish I was a ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
But you just love the ba** player
I play electric
It makes me really thick thick thick
That you just love the ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
I play the drums
So people think im dumb
And you just love the ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
Id rather be a ba** player
But you just love the ba** player
We just love the ba** player
So if you're out there
You should grow your hair hair hair
And shake it like a ba** player
I hate the f*cking ba** player
He used to lay bricks
He got sick of digging trenches
It was bad for his fingers
We just love the ba** player
We jus love the ba** player