Avocado
It's Friday night, trying to think of what to do
Should we go to the club?
Ehh...
It's Friday night, we don't wanna miss out
Should we go and hit the town?
Ehh...
Why go to the club when you can sit home in the tub?
Shove food in your mouth and feel sorry for yourself?
Why pick up chicks when you can just watch Netflix?
We're staying in tonight
In a sub?
We're staying in tonight
In a salad?
We're staying in tonight
In a shake?
La la la la la la la
We're staying in tonight
Burrito?
We're staying in tonight
Quesadilla?
We're staying in tonight
Tortilla!
Avocado
I heard a rumor, they've been treating you bad
These allegations, they just make me quite sad
Myocarditis?
Oh no
And gastritis?
That's bad
Mishandled Visa?
Okay, yeah, let's just stop and think about this
Let you do that thing to me
Let you do that thing to me
I'll let you do that thing to me
Want you to do that thing to me
Hey babe, do you love me the way I love you?
And hey babe, do you want me the way that I want you?
Tonight, we're gonna take it half the way
I won't pressure you unless you say that it's okay
Baby, we can do it night and day
So let me hear you say
Stop now, you're just embarra**ing yourself
You're gonna have regrets about this tomorrow
Right, I can't stand that
What would Hank Green do?
He'd do everything
What would Hank Green do?
He'd do all the things
If Hank Green can do it, you can do it too
I can't wait to show you
And make you come over
Just waxed it, you can relax on it
So get ready, set, for me to show you
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
This is my deck
Sit on my deck
Party on my deck
So proud of my deck
Just scrubbed my deck
Snapchat my deck
All hands on my deck
Don't you like my deck?
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck
My deck