Avocado It's Friday night, trying to think of what to do Should we go to the club? Ehh... It's Friday night, we don't wanna miss out Should we go and hit the town? Ehh... Why go to the club when you can sit home in the tub? Shove food in your mouth and feel sorry for yourself? Why pick up chicks when you can just watch Netflix? We're staying in tonight In a sub? We're staying in tonight In a salad? We're staying in tonight In a shake? La la la la la la la We're staying in tonight Burrito? We're staying in tonight Quesadilla? We're staying in tonight Tortilla! Avocado I heard a rumor, they've been treating you bad These allegations, they just make me quite sad Myocarditis? Oh no And gastritis? That's bad Mishandled Visa? Okay, yeah, let's just stop and think about this Let you do that thing to me Let you do that thing to me I'll let you do that thing to me Want you to do that thing to me Hey babe, do you love me the way I love you?
And hey babe, do you want me the way that I want you? Tonight, we're gonna take it half the way I won't pressure you unless you say that it's okay Baby, we can do it night and day So let me hear you say Stop now, you're just embarra**ing yourself You're gonna have regrets about this tomorrow Right, I can't stand that What would Hank Green do? He'd do everything What would Hank Green do? He'd do all the things If Hank Green can do it, you can do it too I can't wait to show you And make you come over Just waxed it, you can relax on it So get ready, set, for me to show you My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck This is my deck Sit on my deck Party on my deck So proud of my deck Just scrubbed my deck Snapchat my deck All hands on my deck Don't you like my deck? My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck My deck