Tongue got my cat
I ain't fakin' a moan
Why you jabbin' the lady?
Are you asking if she's home?
Can't sound the buzzer, there's no time left
Aren't f**boys the best?
Make me wanna die but can't bring a little d**h
Why you gotta be bitter? I'm omnivorous,
I chew bones and spit glitter
I litter the ground with broken hearts
So sweet when I queef it smells like Pop Tart f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
Like you gotta pay seventy cents extra for sour cream
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
With your sad eyes
And your overpriced jeans
You're a f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
Bigger disappointment than vegan diet ice cream
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
You're a pre-cum laude wet dream Wanna grind but can't dance
Turn around there's a sweaty f**boy attached to my pants
I chew you out
You're tongue tied
Can't give head but expect a free ride Come in so many flavors, like Now Or Laters
Can't trade 'em,
Good ZOB who can save 'em
Can't last five seconds, but they keep coming
A millennial plague, firstborn and their brothers Listen up ladies it's a f**boy embargo
Lysistrata's sisters starve 'em I'm Argo
Listen up ladies and repeat after me
Attention all f**boys: Leave the party f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
Like you gotta pay seventy cents extra for sour cream
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
With your sad eyes and your overpriced jeans
You're a f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
With your Natty Light, neon tank and sweat sheen
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
With your beard, prop guitar and ennui Like Demonius X, personality's a hex
Look like a mess but think you deserve the best
You want big tits, small waist,
But you're an ever expanding waste of space
Like a black hole, approaching critical ma**
Banging to celluloid on your sizable a**
But you've got "cla**", you've got "swag"
A douche by any other name is just as sad f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
Like you gotta pay 70 cents extra for sour cream
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
With your sad eyes and your overpriced jeans
You're a f**boy
You're a f**boy Supreme
With your salmon pants, date rape, and eating clean
You're a f**boy, f**boy
f**boy Supreme
Belittle the b**hes you bed but you cry when you cream