Tongue got my cat I ain't fakin' a moan Why you jabbin' the lady? Are you asking if she's home? Can't sound the buzzer, there's no time left Aren't f**boys the best? Make me wanna die but can't bring a little d**h Why you gotta be bitter? I'm omnivorous, I chew bones and spit glitter I litter the ground with broken hearts So sweet when I queef it smells like Pop Tart f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme Like you gotta pay seventy cents extra for sour cream You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme With your sad eyes And your overpriced jeans You're a f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme Bigger disappointment than vegan diet ice cream You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme You're a pre-cum laude wet dream Wanna grind but can't dance Turn around there's a sweaty f**boy attached to my pants I chew you out You're tongue tied Can't give head but expect a free ride Come in so many flavors, like Now Or Laters Can't trade 'em, Good ZOB who can save 'em Can't last five seconds, but they keep coming A millennial plague, firstborn and their brothers Listen up ladies it's a f**boy embargo Lysistrata's sisters starve 'em I'm Argo
Listen up ladies and repeat after me Attention all f**boys: Leave the party f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme Like you gotta pay seventy cents extra for sour cream You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme With your sad eyes and your overpriced jeans You're a f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme With your Natty Light, neon tank and sweat sheen You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme With your beard, prop guitar and ennui Like Demonius X, personality's a hex Look like a mess but think you deserve the best You want big tits, small waist, But you're an ever expanding waste of space Like a black hole, approaching critical ma** Banging to celluloid on your sizable a** But you've got "cla**", you've got "swag" A douche by any other name is just as sad f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme Like you gotta pay 70 cents extra for sour cream You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme With your sad eyes and your overpriced jeans You're a f**boy You're a f**boy Supreme With your salmon pants, date rape, and eating clean You're a f**boy, f**boy f**boy Supreme Belittle the b**hes you bed but you cry when you cream