Hand-maiden ashtray Facing the light Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up The pleasure-seekers Are out there tonight Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up You as a person Have got to think fast Cause this is a party But it's not gonna last This is the same place the fly got smashed Dressing x7 Like a queen Dressing x7 Like a queen Aluminum ashtray Facing the light Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up The pleasure-seekers Are out there tonight Local mix-up Someone fix up What we broke up In the early days He was burting with confidence
I saw the light The shiny dream Over the years He beagn to submerge The nervous wreck We know him to be The nervous, twisted wreck So watch out for joker bob I wish he were just a distant relative But he's razor-close like blue green gelatin Icy-cold Acid in his heart With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion They strapped him in Still chewing his bubblegum They did the jesus-shock As the reporters watched Finally, his ticker stopped And they buried him with a smile on his puss And that's the electrifying conclusion