1, 2, 3, 4
His merchandise is sublime
But don't laugh at the Ha Ha man
While you were gawking I was talking
And squawking with the Ha Ha man
So now I think breakfast is the plan
Are you coming with the Ha Ha man?
Ha Ha man Ha Ha man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(It's a ridiculous concept, and everyone's laughing but me)