I was tripping down my steps when they came into mind
It couldn't have happened at a more terrible time
So i visited the doctor, but he told me i'm fine
Even though my head's on backwards, and i make my parents cry
I think that there's more than just the things that you see and touch
Ghosts are playing tricks on me while i play double dutch
They really seem to like me, they're around now all the time
They stole away their social sk**s, they stole their s**ual drive
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
My friends across the ocean never see things quite the same
I never understand why they don't call me by my name
So i got myself a pa**port, thought i gave it a try
When i approached a turnstile, they took me to the side
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
People that protect me, do it in a crazy way
They tell me that the backyard did its thing again today
It's a terrible disaster, it's a superfluous crime
It's a horrible calamity that someone's gotta die
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go
Take me from diamond head, even though i don't wanna go