Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***as in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as out in Queens get smoked a lot
Yo, yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide chinky, who dub with chrome inky
Chicken ridin' shottie and she boost all her dickie
This is your brain, this is my tape on d**
If your lame a** can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid sh** when I be smokin'
One time I left my truck runnin' in Brooklyn wide open
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
And it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh sh**!")
Click over (R - "Wha**up b**h?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The b**hes numbers I lost, my baby mama find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherf**er but I forgot that I played!
Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***as up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them n***as in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as in Rhode Island get smoked a lot
Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin' water in the crowd
Battle MCs off the top, slaughterin' a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin' back my sh**!
Aiyyo Cali n***as got Bomb -- that same Bomb
Made me forget my mama's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin' Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all motherf**ers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all n***as shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan door
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn frequent flyer miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin a** in!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door, "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them n***as in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them n***as in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. motherf**er
Don't f** around in The Bricks motherf**er
Rats'll whoop your a** over there motherf**er
n***a got so much Backyard Boogie over there
The seeds'll k** you motherf**er, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there motherf**er
s**er a** motherf**er
Get the f** on out of here
Yo light that sh** here!
(We gon' take you out, on W f** All Y'all radio)