SO YOUR HEARTS BEEN BROKE
AND YOUR HEAD IS HURTIN
AND THE THINGS YOURE TRYIN
NONE OF THEM ARE WORKIN
FOR A GUY LIKE YOU
IN SUCH A BLUE CONDITION
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
THERES ONLY ONE PRESCRIPTION
CHORUS:
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
ITS REAL GOOD STUFF
IT WILL FIX YOU RIGHT UP
BURNS A LITTLE DONT IT
BUT YOU KNOW YOURE GONNA WANT IT
WHEN YOURE CUT AND BRUISED
THE ONLY THING TO DO
PUT SOME ALCOHOL ON IT
YOU DONT NEED TO SEE
YOUR FAMILY DOCTOR
WHAT IM RECOMMENDING
IS A BETTER OFFER
ITS A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER
IT WILL HEAL YOU FASTER
IN A WHILE HER BEING GONE
WONT EVEN MATTER
(REPEAT CHORUS)
A LITTLE BARSTOOL MEDICATION
A LITTLE CURE FOR WHAT YOURE AILING