[Verse 1: Goof]
Lil Prusk nugget
On the beat, tryna thug it
Got that purple purp, yeah you know I chug it
When b**hes see the prusk dick you know they tryna hug it
Yeah they tryna s** it
Yeah they tryna f** it
Wish me luck deep throat make her upchuck it
These hoes f**boys but I dont f** boys
Yeah I'm poised, Merry Christmas here's your f** toys
Straight flow, off the lecture, Mrs Bernstein
Yung Berenstein Bears off the track, better
Go to the dentist
n***a I'm relentless
These b**hes just apprentice
The only time that I finish a sentence
Is when I did a month at juvy
b**h my flow is groovy
Like Scooby Doobie
I'll take you to the movies, boo
As long as you drop that booty, ooohhhh
Ash tray filled with cremated remains
RIP weed
Up in heaven, get it
High
Go to watch old people concerts with a wet ferret
Eat these beets like a carrot
And I don't care it's the Boulevard of broken dreams
Crying bout your broken peen
Ronald Reagan era 2012
Goof Herd peaced
[Verse 2: Jinjalicious]
Sssssssscream cause I got a big dick in my a**hole
It ain't factual it's just a turn of phrase
Heidi dong turn a phrase
Like a third contention flip
Flip you over red rover
Doggy style on my dick, b**h
Call me TS Elliott but not case I'm a poet
Gender fluid cause yo p**y juices overflowing
My flow is heavy
My rhymes steady
Ready Freddy Eddie plug the Levie with your tampon
I'm standing here like who the f** is AV Anson?
Ghost weasel watches over all the goof children
Ready and willin to k** us f**ing all
b**hes be talkin bout how society make them feel like objects
MC Low Income Housing walks up to his b**h and
She said she wasn't lookin for a project
Subsidize this, b**h, goof is going platinum
You think that you can't handle em
You best get out the kitchen, what we cookin up?
Dope beats and goof chicken
Come fight me unless you goof chicken
But my burns don't burn clean like Strickland
What are my hobbies? Goof and p**y lickin'
b**h from the Wendy's ad could use a good dickin'
You best stop apologizing or you're in for a flicking
Isa Meyer candle supplier b**hes be wicken
b**h I get paid by the word like Charles butler
Think geek think Greek go back to the acropolis
My burns are stellar call me Dino stamatopolous
I'm tired of taking all your crap, dog
Cause I'm beginning to feel like a lap dog
[Verse 3: MC Low Income Housing]
Dick shaped like a high Alex Kaiser
Dick explodes like a high Alex geyser
Watch anime everyday cause I'm so gay
Eat my lunch on a tray and out Nora Pe
Walrus farm with a staircase in my co*k
Sound the walrus alarm, f**ing Dwayne the Rock
Getting head from the state Polish amba**ador
I polish my pole like a south pole a** who*e
Big Mac I'm big (Max) that's just the nig facts, you turbo fat