Sally called, when she got the word
She said "I suppose you've heard about Alice."
Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive:
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice
Now she walks to the door with her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly out
Of Alice's drive:
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt
And she said "I know how to help
To get over Alice."
She said "Now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here
You know I've been waiting twenty four years"
And the big limousine disappeared:
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the f** is Alice?)