We watch the bridge go up and down
We ride our bike all over town
We wash out in the back yard shed
Shave our hairy armpits
Wash their hair and twixt their toes
I see an ivory bird and he is smooth
We row out in our boat and play with crabs
Don't you know that I want to touch you
They don't mind if we touch them
Just make sure they're dead
So dead - so dead - so dead
Won't you be my smooth and clean one
Smooth and clean
Jack and Lizzie are our heroes
Murder often goes unpunished
Smooth and clean
So smooth and clean