Groovy
We get a shrimpboat
At a party after work
Eat em all up
With a tiny little fork
I smell good like
Calvin Klein is in the air
I'm a hunter
Big game is everywhere
A little winko
At the girlie on the wall
She's dos cinco
Twenty five in espanol
Get a feeling
When I gaze upon her face
Legs reeling
To the complicated ba**
Take my tie off
And I hang it on the chair
Got dress slacks
And commando under there
My loofah
Is rubbing at her thighs
It's a twofah
Or a three, some other guy
Comes rolling
In a stripy power tie
He's trolling
His moves are pretty fly
She gets a phone call
And we dance a little more
Like this
Like a couple of white guys
Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance
Like White Guys
Na na na na na na
It's pumping
Pat Batemen over there
Dance his a** off
Puts his a** into a chair
Gin and Tonics
We all had one or two
You're the lady
Oh, I remember you
We're the white guys
We're dancin in a line
Sungla**es
Like the Gangam Style Guy
Taking turns now
We're Picking up the tab
Got a limo
Cause it's cheaper than a cab
Found my tie now
Got it wrapped around my head
Did so much coke
That I will soon be dead
At the strip club
Drink tequila out of shoes
Like this
Like a couple of white guys
Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance
Like White Guys
Na na na na na na