Reh
Hey there
Grandpa
Grandpa, someone took my
My undies
Who took my sirloin steak off my plate
On my dinner table and f**ed it in my a**
Must have been someone i hate
Must have been medium well-done on my first date
Hip
Ting
I spit in my spitoon and i shoot a load of beans on my spoon
Then i serve it to your wife and f** the broom hoo-heur
Look what im doing in my room
Pantyhose p**nshop looking at my liver lamb chop
Sack of sh** damn damn ain't no bully mam
Hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my a**hole today
Must have been gay
Ohh
Got stuck for a second
I reckon
Must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
Beckon i reckon and i sh**'stained sh**
On my pants and i you wanna see me
Whatever i said dont matter
Just serve up my co*k tenderloin on a platter
And if my balls got sh** in em splatter me
On the side on the side of your house dont matter me
Hip too teng billy billy baa
sh** my sh** like a lincoln log
And if abe lincolns house was built of stone
Well ill f** your a** and ill make a clone
So i can f** it again
Here willy heel ho
Watch this sh** like you dont what know
I dont ever look close enough to find
Hoo ee hoo
Whos seen me sh** in my drawers
Not you coz no one was there
Just serve my corn hole core splattered in my f**ing face
And shave off my pubic f**ing hair
Watch me fight a grizzly bear
First thing i do
Is rip off his pants and s** out his goo
Yeah
In a beehive
Wooo a beehive
Get behind a wild lion
f** his a**
Show him how youre the f**ing master
Roll around the gra** with beddeman shoe
Punch him in the face and kick him one or two
Times in the jaw
Like that b**h never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
Nobody knows how to shave a f**ing beard
Abe lincoln is queer
Woooo
Pull the f**ing fire alarm
Seen one dude with two arm