(Aww, let's make a deal baby . . .) They had truth by the wallet in a Nashville heat Sharkskin suit wit' the tired feet Couldn't reconcile value with the bottom line In a white throne moment—ran outta time Song an' dance man in a cheap burlesque Pump it up loud so the firm'll invest Gotcha thinkin' and droolin', gonna make a run at some midnight condos on the face of the sun Things goin' haywire I can't keep my mind shut As the business simmers I get all choked up All choked up (Aww, you know
it's hurtin' me darlin'. . .) Bull market's open for pork belly boys Fallen golden arches and Internet toys Pretty weed garden where snakeskins lay Saw whips in the temple Saw the merchants pay Things lookin' haywire I can't keep my mind shut As the intrigue simmers I get all choked up All choked up ( Aww, this touches my greasy heart . . . ) Gimmie your wallet! Let's make a deal! Hey man, what's in it for ME, man?! Just sign right here, and here, and here . . . (Aww, you worry me baby . . .)