When i was a boy i was full of joy. i wanted to go to heaven
But now i dont care cause pat Robertsons there, and all of his blathering brethren
Billions of years on a cloud with no beer, and you gotta hear all that ramble
Puff puff, i fold, smoke cigarettes and gamble
Puff puff, i check, smoke cigarettes and gamble
When i was a lad i was very glad, my wee days were carefree and dandy
Kissing the feet of hobos on the streets. And handing out sweet treats,of candy
But then as a man . every man for himself. let the wolfs die in the bramble
Puff puff, i'll check , smoke cigarettes and gamble
Puff puff, i'll raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble
Now im a ghost, ghostrappys so close. so close to winning this bounty
I need 2 pairs of 5's and im still alive. if the house dont catch me counting
If im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldn't that be quite a scandal?
Puff puff, i'll raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble
Puff puff, I win , smoke cigarettes and gamble
If im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldn't that be quite a scandal?
Puff puff, I'm in , smoke cigarettes and gamble