I am busy f**ing sheep, leave a message at the beep..
Thank you have a nice day
Rim a bu*thole full of aids. its not gay if you get paid
Sapphires in the spice spray
At the airport while I wait. Scream out "bomb !" and masturbate
And do a bunch of ninja kicks
Beat a puppy with a bat, fry it up and have a snack
Ya i got a real big dick
Be a gunshots in the night in a pretty paradise
And We'll supply the liqueur
I dont got much left to to loose. but ill loose the rest for you
When your light starts to flicker
Join a cult to pour the punch . Start a new one in a month
Fire em up on holy writ
Chug a pint of Listerine, hear my congregation scream
That guy has a real big dick
Leave a message at the tone., , cause im burning hooker bones
In a rusty oil drum
Shake a hobo upside down , rain the quarters over the ground
Ya sweep em up for dim sum
Chinese take out, what a treat., write racist sh** on the recipt
And give a 25 cent tip
Flick the cashier off and laugh., throw the cookie in the trash
Ya i got a real big dick. la la la la
With a panda having s** i look down and get a text. well it l ooks like Im disgusting
So to hell you've judged my song ,and you yell and carry on, well, ill sing you something
When the rain hits your parade. down the drain with your charade
Wash away the smell of sh**
Wanna prod me in a cramp? . im a genie in a lamp
And i got a real big dick