[JOE]
Max, you've pulled the stops out
It looks like Gala Night aboard S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor?
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?
[MAX]
Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champagne
[JOE]
Max, don't be evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?
[MAX]
Madame herself made every call
[NORMA, spoken]
Here. Happy New Year
[JOE, spoken]
Norma, I can't take this
[NORMA, spoken]
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says
[JOE, spoken]
"Mad about the boy"
[NORMA, spoken]
Yes; and you do look absolutely divine
[JOE, spoken]
Well, thank you
[NORMA, spoken]
I had these tiles put in, you know,because Rudy Valentino said to me, "It takes tiles to tango." Come on
[JOE, spoken]
No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino!
[NORMA, spoken]
Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me. And one, two... and one, two, one, two, together. And one. Don't lean back like that
[JOE, spoken]
Norma, it's that thing. It tickles