The announcer says "Lets get ready to rumble"!!, very slowly,
then the lights go off, mics go on, and the crowd listens closely,
Welcome to the first ever battle, on the Don't Waste Our Planet Poetry channel,
the judge begins,
"In the right corner we have Storm Drain from Brooklyn, New York,
and in the left corner we have Litter from all over New York,
guys I want clean fight, show love and touch gloves".
Then the bell rings above, Go.. (Short pause)
"My name is litter,
and by the look on your face I know you are bitter,
but I'm here to stay,
and there is nothing you can do or say, to stop me,
I'm unstoppable, I'm on top of you,
I'm everywhere and you are never there,
and as long as I exist you will never be clear,
I'm the wax in your ear, who is here to be feared until
you cry tears, what..."
The crowd goes oooohh, k**em!!
Judge says "alright Storm Drain it your move, get him". ..(Short pause)
"My name is Storm Drain,
I prevent floods, and protect the planet from frauds,
like you when it rains,
So get out of my face,
I'm sick of you hanging out in my space,
and making my job hard,
so I'm here to expose you for the fraud that you are.
L stands for Looser, Literally, Lying, Lazily,
I, International Ignorance,
T, Typically Tolerated
T, Terribly Tasteless
E, Environmentally Evil,
R, Really Ridiculous,
Now everybody raise your hand if you're sick of this"..(Short Pause)
The entire building raises their hands,
the judge looks in the stands,
Then he says "Storm drain is the winner,
so Remember,"Don't Waste Our Planet".