Bucky the buckin' bronco
was wild as he could be.
No one could ever ride him
such a mean old horse was he.
Then came a wanderin' cowboy
who said "I'll take a chance.
All I need do, is spread some glue
to the seat of my ridin' pants.
Then, up he climbed on Bucky
who pitched and pranced and whittled and danced around.
But, then he stayed on Bucky
'til the buckin bronco dropped exhausted to the ground.
But, then alas poor cowboy
when he tried to walk away
he still was stuck to Bucky
and he's stuck there to this day.