This girl was taking a piss down the front of my face, yeah.
I got my ho-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, baby.
I'm an ape, I'm swinging from girl to girl.
I'm an ape, I don't care if you're from outer space
I'm an ape, I'm an ape, let me s** on your f-f-face.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.
The hot morning sun smothers my face
It's taking hours for this whiskey and lace
Wearing a shirt with no underwear
Like an ape in a zoo, all the people just stare.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape, let me s** on your f-f-face.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.
Gonna go straight, gonna clean up my act
I'm gonna shines my shoes and buy a new hat, baby
Gonna go first cla**, ain't no second way
but I'm drunk on some whiskey, so I guess it's too late
I'm an ape, I'm an ape, let me s** on your f-f-face.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.
I'm an ape, I'm an ape.
You're my baby, and I'm the bomb.