Hey there young lady
I wanna give you some advice
Take your time & think it through
More than once or twice
When a fellow walks up to you
And you check his size
Make sure he's tall enough
To ride your ride
But he can't ride bareback (no he can't ride bareback)
He can't ride bareback (no he can't ride bareback)
He can't ride bareback, don't you dare
If he wants to ride bareback
He'll need to find another mare
Don't want no pony
Too slow round the track
Don't want no a** (donkey)
Always holding back
Don't want no mule
Kicking in your stall
Lord you need a stallion
Come every time you call
But he can't ride bareback (no he can't ride bareback)
He can't ride bareback (no he can't ride bareback)
He can't ride bareback, don't you dare
If he wants to ride bareback
He'll need to find another mare
You are in control
Keep pulling on the reins
You are in control
Got to use your brains
Hold that riding crop
Take it to the top
Like at the Magic Kingdom
Don't get off until you stop
Hey there young lady
I wanna give you some advice
Take your time & think it through
More than once or twice
When a fellow walks up to you
And you check his size
Make sure he's tall enough
To ride your ride