Oh Jamie Cook
Will you take a look
At what you've done to my heart
There's always a reason
For the change in season
But now my team has fallen apart
We were struggling
Out on the wing
But then you came in to show how it was done
In your wide free role
You scored so many goals
And oh sweet jesus boy could you run
You bathed and showered in platitudes
Some kids show now gratitude
And now jamie your head won't fit through the door
Tucking midfielder aged twenty four
You were nothing before we met
And I won't let you forget
That i picked you up for free
And you show your thanks by leaving me
Why can't you see these tears fall from my eyes
Because your computerized
Well we've started to loose
So I've turned to booze
I could really use your sk**s back at the club
Well I'm getting pissed
Cause you don't exist
Your just a name on a television screen and I'm relagated to the pub
You've got to big for your boots
Forgot your gra** roots
And you used me and left me alone like all the rest
You were the only god
In my depleted squad
Now there's nobody here except me and I am berethed
You bathed and showered in platitudes
Some kids show now gratitude
And now jamie your head won't fit through the door
Tucking midfielder aged twenty four
You were nothing before we met
And I won't let you forget
That i picked you up for free
And you show your thanks by leaving me
Oh Jamie
Why can't you see these tears fall from my eyes
Because your computerized
Computerized...