I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming with the fishes. On the shore, I left my britches In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies. I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming in the water And I didn't think I'd see the farmer's daughter. As she came in for the slaughter! Well, I was buck naked down on the farm!
I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm! I was buck naked down on the field. Well, I was running from the farmer, And I didn't have no armor. Not a shield. He had a gun! Woo! Well, I was buck naked down on the farm. I didn't think that I'd do nobody no harm. I was buck naked!