Stomach is rumbling, it's hard
To keep from mumbling aloud.
Can't shake the feeling that you'll
Be coming home in a shroud.
It's just a dumb vacation, but you
Can't give it up, you're too proud.
Think you'll have a drink so that you
Can face this feeling of doubt.
Then, the plane takes off:
And everything is A-ok!
Sun is shining, hey!
Something buckles in the wing!
People start to pray and sing.
That's when you begin to think
That you were right about them bad vibes.
People are screaming, it's hard
To hear the stewardesses lie.
Stomach stops rumbling, mouth
Becomes incredibly dry.
It takes a while to fall, so you might
Have time to learn how to fly.
Fly!
Things are getting dark, so you're staring
Into gravity's maw.
Trying to think of ways to transcend
Thermodynamic law.
Plane is moving crazy, it's being
Tossed around by a paw.
It's hard to do much breathing, your throat
Is getting tighter and raw.
Then, the plane takes off:
And everything is A-ok!
Sun is shining, hey!
Something buckles in the wing!
People start to pray and sing.
That's when you begin to think
That you were right about them bad vibes.