[Verse 1]
Uncle Ron's got a DUI
So he's staying home with you
That's what mama said to me
Putting on her fancy shoes
Uncle Ron is nice and usually lets
Me smoke all the cigarettes
He don't say they stuck my growth
He say "girl, how did I know?"
[Chorus]
Ron's got a DUI
He'll stay with me tonight
I'm happy as can be
Ron's babysitting me
[Verse 2]
Nothing better than an old gay man
Best friends with a little girl
He sees [?] promise of
A brand new world
Princess tea cups filled with Chardonnay
Ladies to the end we vowed
Hero of my younger days
I wish you were here now
[Chorus]
Ron's got a DUI
He'll stay with me tonight
I'm happy as can be
Ron's babysitting me
[Bridge]
I remember
Ron and his leather
And the feathers
Being together
[Chorus]
Ron's got a DUI
He'll stay with me tonight
I'm happy as can be
Ron's babysitting me
Ron's got a DUI
He'll stay with me tonight
I'm happy as can be
Ron's babysitting me
[Outro]
Then one day
Ron ran away