Pat Robertson once said
It's a long downward slide
That will lead to legalizing s** with ducks
If two men can stand, side by side
God I hope he's right
Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do, something awful
Ducks, s** with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Got those webbed feet on my brain
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When s** with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same
Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long
Gonna wack that mallard til it's feathers plume
Gonna huey duey luey all over the room
Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you
Dive into your gold until you say duck tales, woo hoo
Ducks, s** with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When s** with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same