I used to dream that I would be
A bright and shiny star on TV
Or maybe I would go to college,
like Harvard or DeVry
I would live in an apartment
in Paris or in Cincinnati
I would play my music loud and not apologize
I used to dream that I would marry
A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd… David!
I used to think I'd have three kids
And they all would look just like me
And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries
We don't need no goals
Don't need human connection
Dreams are overrated
'Cause our life's already perfection
Now I know all that is true
'Cause all I really want is you
You and you and only you
Me, you, me, you
I used to dream that I would have
A best friend named Michelle
And we would braid some friendship bracelets
We would tell all of those other f**ing c*nts to go to hell
And we're 60 we'd get facelifts
like Joan Rivers/Burt Reynolds
I used to think I'd have co-workers
And we'd stay out til two at night
And I would have a perfect body
(you do… I know)
I used to think that I'd have s**
At some point in my adult life
And I was sure it would be naughty
We don't need no goals
Don't need human connection
Dreams are overrated
'Cause our life's already perfection
Now I know all that is true
'Cause all I really want is you
You and you and only you
Me, you, me, you… you