Hey Dude!
Hey. Hey dude. (3x)
s**ed my a**
The only thing interesting
About that show was Melody
But we all know that that ho
Ain't worth sh** until
She dumps Ben Stiller for me
(YEEHAW)
Yeah I guess k**er cacti is cool
But who wants to watch these dorks
I'd adventure to say that Hey Dude was
Better when they called it
Salute your shorts
(OH sh*t) (SPLAT)