Oh, if we all dream together Oh, Can we nightmare too? Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim Raven, Morgan, Allison Jen and Anne and Don and Dan (but no, not that Jen! ) Date night, sleep night, Patrick-Alice-Katherine Maybe in a year we'll have a free minute again! Jen and Mike are freakin' out cause Jen had unprotected Sex With Raven at a party and now Morgan's got a sore (Oh! ) Raven isn't calling back and they're all having heart Attacks And Morgan isn't sure if she is poly anymore Chorus: Oh, if we all dream together Oh, Can we nightmare too? Oh, is it love or just pleasure - Tasting everybody like we're candied fruit Daniel was player, Daniel slept in everybody's bed But now he's feeling guilty for the screwin that he did
He's moving back to Omaha, he's moving back to live With ma He says he's got religion and he's suing for the kids Hot bi babe! Hot bi babe! Hot bi, Hot bi, hot bi babe! Hot bi babe! Hot bi babe! Hot bi, Hot bi, Hot bi, Hot bi... chorus Secondary, tertiary, don't believe in heiar-achy Don't believe in down below or putting up above We're not afraid of standing out Not afraid to scream and shout What's got us terrified that we'll really fall in love Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim Raven, Morgan, Allison Jen and Anne and Don and Dan (but no, not that Jen! ) Date night, sleep night, Patrick-Alice-Katherine Maybe in a year we'll have a free minute again!