(Intro) That's FUDGE WILLI, These Are His Beloved Things:
Ren And Stimpy, Buffalo Wings, And Rocking Multiple Piercings
At Four And Five, He Was Addicted To The Flubber sh**
Chris-Lover-Lover, Binyah Binyah Gullah Gullah sh**
FAST FORWARD -----> Age 18 In Nava**a
Where This Kid Assume The DREAM Of A Backpack Rapper
Copped A Macbook Pro, Got GarageBand Crackin
But I Still Fap, I Beat It Like The Great Mike Jackson
Great White Action, I Tear Apart Beats Like Shark Teeth
These n******gs Say It's Crack, My White Boys Say It's Gnarly
Me And Rap Go Way Back Like Myself And The Hardy's
PRESENT TIME, I'm Funny Like That n***a Chris Farley
Stressing? b**h Hardly, My Brain's Disturbed But My Flow Sicker
Ankles And Knees Ashy Like The Motherf**ing Gross Sisters
Never Been A Door-Kicker Consistantly Casted Out
City Full Of Fast Ass, Like What's In A Rabbit's Mouth
I Used To Get Picked On Like An Irritating Scab I'm Bout To Flabbergast You're Ass And Unclad You With My Trashy Mouth
Now Swag Me Out Bruh, I Been On My Super sh**
Fro Plush And Fluffy Like The Cotton n***as Used To Pick
I'm Here Now Get Used To It, Illuminated Luminesce
fu*k Being Scrupulous, It's Viva La Stupidness
YOU WILL NOT DISHEARTEN MY SOUL OR BREAK INTO PARTS OF THE WHOLE, MUFFLE OR COVER MY GLOW, BLOCK ME FROM REACHING MY GOAL
SHOVEL INSIDE OF MY SNOW, PUT SPOONS INSIDE OF MY BOWL. TAKE FIRE OFF OF MY COAL , KEEP AIR FROM REACHING MY NOSE, SEND ME AFLOAT WITH NO OAR, PEEL THE NAIL FROM MY BIG TOE, DENY ME MY RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT THE fu*k YOU SAY BOUT ME IN CODE
So Go, Sharty It's Your Barthday
I Piss Motherf**ers Off With That Chingar Tu Madre
So Dark When n***as See Me, They Be Saying "Sa Pa Sey!!"
For Spring Break, I'm Losing My V-Card In South Padre
I Love Tyler But I Cannot f** With The Bombays, And I Love Them Snow Bunnies, No Matter What My Mom Say
My b**h Got Nice Jaws, Transplanted From Kanye
k**ing Motherf**ers Like It's Hotel Rwawanday
I Ate My Lasagna, But I'm Still Frail
Remember When My Pants Used To Flap Like A Sail
Life And Times 2 & 3, Over Holy Grail
I Need Some Of That "meow" Like Gary The Snail
b*tch