[Intro]
Welcome to the gangsta album
I'll be your guide through the jungle
Super s**y music
So take a seat and clench your a** cheeks
Be ready to be f**ed in the ear can*l
[Verse 1: Nezpah]
I'm Nezpah, in the hood they call me MC Halfie
Because my dick is half an inch
It couldn't even fit through a hole in a bench
If your dog is missing I know where it would be
It would be getting fisted, by me
I love ladies, but that ain't it
I dig my grandpa, any day can sit
There ain't nothing wrong with incest
It's okay if you live in the south it'd probably be no sin
[Verse 2: Nezpah]
Now here's a little bitty about Bob
Here we go
He has fifty extra chromosomes, he's super retarded
Couldn't even find a home
He's homeless in bad Africa
He ate plenty of trees
And he got lots of aids from me
I'm giving the mic to Bob, so, okay
[Verse 3: Bob]
(autistic screeching)