In '67, his debut year, a p**y cat did appear
In soho bars rather shady,
A most discerning, misleading lady
he knew marlene, judy was a friend
Hey! johnny ray, all those that bend
a legend born, on a london stage
When ginger beers, were outrage!
mr. p**y. mr. p**y.
nante! no nante! nante parlare
Vada omi! you silly cow!
come see a star shine,
Come see him laughing through a mask of tears
He should have been in the movies....
You know those movies that make you cry
"oh! immortalise me! oh! immortalise me!
Write a song, write a sad song,
Make it 25 years a long.... oh!"
....says mr. p**y.... mmmh.... mr. p**y.