[Hook:]
You can't trust these hoes, man, everybody knows
They be lying through their teeth, next thing you know
You catch Gonorrhea, throat Chlamydia
Everybody knows that this's the way it goes
[1st Verse:]
f**ing with these b**haz is crazy, man
I'm in the doc's office, going crazy, damn
How could I let that b**h persuade me, man
Her act was slick: she told me she's wearing no panties, damn
That's all it took for me
Next stop apartment 4D
That filthy who*e be
On all fours, she
Could s** a watermelon through a garden hose
Boy, does she know how to handle them water boas
Double D's in my face, I'll be going motorboat
That a** is ace, sensory overload
Man, she took control, like she's in a rodeo
Ain't no stopping to her, no, up and down it goes, oh
Lord, mission abort, can't hold it any more
She's back on all fours for a crème topping
bu*ter her muffin but no way I'ma risk an accidentally stuffing
Thought I was scheming- still she found a way to cause me suffering (Cos)
[Hook (x2)]
[2nd Verse:]
I met her two months later
She's on her way to see the doctor
Said I might should get tested
Because I f**ed her
Let's say the chick I was with
Wasn't too delighted with it
Not too much enthusiasm on my side, I admit it
Well, now I'm stuck in the clinic
Fighting against the suspense
Feeling like I can't win it
The situation's tense
Damn it, must be the stupidest guy on the planet
Might be tainted with VD for life - can't get this sh** mended
Not many choices left for what I'ma do next
Get wasted, confront that b**h, she'll be up for some braces
Just when I started to imagine how I'd strangle that hoe
The doctor came in, said I'm good to go
He said, “Don't let me see you again though cos you should know
No matter what they're saying, bro, can't trust these hoes”
He fist bumped me, said, “Look, this c*nt's clean
I'll hook you up, man!” fast forward to my love scene
[Hook (x4)]