[VERSE 1: Eminem]
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; f** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend k** himself over some b**h who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground sh** that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the sh** you did with Rawkus too, that sh** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
[Hook: 2Pac and Eminem]
But still I rise
Cause my Ambitionz Az A Ridah like land mines
Lyrics turn n***as into smithereens
Music so lethal turn coliseums to murder scenes
I'm Makaveli the Don is what they tell me
I'm armed I'm droppin' n***as like bombs
Get in that a** like a thong
Picture a felon in ya presence
Hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
[VERSE 2: 50 Cent]
Like a baby born dead destination heaven
Sittin' politic with pa**engers from nine eleven
The Lord's blessin's leave me lyrically inclined
sh** I ain't even got to try to shine
God's the seamstress that tailor fitted my pain
I got scriptures in my brain I could spit at yo dame
Straight out the good book, look, n***as is shook
Fifty fear no man, warrior, swingin' swords like Conan
Picture me, pen in hand writin' lines knowin the source'll quote it
When I die, they'll read this and say a genius wrote it
I grew up without my pops, should that make me bitter?
I caught cases I copped out, does that make me a quitter?
In this white man's world, I'm similar to a squirrel
Lookin' for a s*ut wit a nice bu*t to get a nut
If I get shot today my phone'll stop ringin' again
These industry n***as ain't friends, they know how to pretend
[Hook: 2Pac and Eminem]
But still I rise
Cause my Ambitionz Az A Ridah like land mines
Lyrics turn n***as into smithereens
Music so lethal turn coliseums to murder scenes
I'm Makaveli the Don is what they tell me
I'm armed I'm droppin' n***as like bombs
Get in that a** like a thong
Picture a felon in ya presence
Hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
You said if I'd write you
You would write back
[Hook: 2Pac and 50 Cent]
But still I rise
Cause my Ambitionz Az A Ridah like land mines
Lyrics turn n***as into smithereens
Music so lethal turn coliseums to murder scenes
If I get shot today my phone'll stop ringin' again
These industry