you call me up and tell me that you want to talk to
someone who's going to help you
cla**ify your cred
attempt to be indifferent but it doesn't work out
it's difficult to try to justify your head
all you seem to do is hang around
you're a parasite, call it what you like
you're a parasite, got such a nasty bite
want to be a part of something, just fashion
might as well listen and look just like that
demean yourself in public if you really want to
end up being nothing but a boring prat
like to mention all the cool gigs
that you've been to
like mention all the cool bands that you've met
it's a fascinating diatribe of great proportions
however I would prefer to punch my own head