I've been waiting for you patiently
I know you'll come my way eventually
the web I spin to draw you in
I'll have my way with you and then you'll see
I saw it on a nature documentary
and then a bad idea occurred to me
Lady spider lies in wait
k**s her suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
I'm so much nicer than I seem
Lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead
I'm sorry if you weren't prepared
but now that I have you ensnared
you could make a meal for me
I will savor you especially
I'm just kidding, I think that you might survive
'cuz I need you to stay alive
Lady spider lies in wait
k**s her suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
I'm so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead
Just you and me
boy, just two for tea
there's no reason to be scared
there's no reason to escape
Lady spider lies in wait
k**s her suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
I'm so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
(dead, dead)
Lady spider lies in wait
k**s her suitor when they mate
I am not so extreme
I'm so much nicer than I seem
lady spider wants you dead
I'll just tie you up instead