We now present a list, in no particular order, of the fine women we have fallen in love with who have appeared on our TV screens during our lives
Zoe Wanamaker
Arabella Weir
Supernanny
Ronni Ancona
Susan Kennedy
The lawyer from The Wire
Lois Griffin
Catelyn Stark
Anneka Rice
Allison Janney
Ally McBeal
The mechanic from Firefly
Claudia Black
Anna Gunn
Natasha Kaplinsky
Natasha Kaplinsky again
Fiona Bruce
Angela Merkel
Sophie Raworth
Caroline Quentin, who was born in Reigate
The mum from the O.C
Molly Parker
Jennifer Saunders
Sally Phillips
Nigella Lawson 1, Felicity Kendall 0
Kristine Kochanski 3, Bob from Blackadder 1
Connie Booth versus Prunella Scales postponed due to a sodden pitch
Terry Nutkins
Andi Peters
Fern Britton
Philip Schofield
Michael Fish
Goodluck Jonathan
Russell Grant
Perry Mason
Horatio Hornblower
Cardiff City Football Club
The Lake District
A malfunctioning car from the dodgems
The rewind bu*ton on a ca**ette player
The word 'perhaps'
The flying Tokyo Police Club
The Kirondatal gold mine
Horatio Hornblower again
The Tale of Pigling Bland
The libido of a small puppy
bu*ter for dinner
Socrates [?]
Flapjacks
A Tesco's trolley rolling down the street
Otto von Bismarck
A kebab from the kebab shop
And the castle at Dover!