Statistics prove, prove that you have one birthday
One birthday, every year
But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
That is why, we're gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
A very merry unbirthday to us If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous
A very merry unbirthday to us A very merry unbirthday to me
(To who?)
A very merry unbirthday to me
(To you) Let's all congratulate me with a present
I agree
A very merry unbirthday to me A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all Let's have a celebration
Hire a band
And rent a hall A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to all