VELMA
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a**?
Whatever happened to cla**?
MATRON
Cla**
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra**
Whatever happened to cla**?
VELMA AND MATRON
Cla**!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now
There's only pigs and who*es
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pa**
Nobody's got no cla**!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Pa**ing their gas
Whatevcer happened to cla**?
VELMA
Cla**
VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa**
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa**
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no cla**!
VELMA
All you read about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no cla**!
MATRON
Every guy is a snut
VELMA
Every girl is a twat
MATRON
Holy sh**
VELMA
Holy sh**
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of cla**?