Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals) Patrick o'hearn (ba**, vocals) Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer) Don pardo (vocals) David samuels (vibes) Randy brecker (trumpet) Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute) Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute) Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet) Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo) John bergamo (percussion over-dub) Ed mann (percussion over-dub) Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub) There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She was my steady date Until she put on weight Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na Boogedy boogedy Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na Boogedy boogedy There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma 'bout my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out Until her face broke out She used to knock me out Until her face broke out